![]() ![]() The Englishman jumped off the boat and yelled, “God Save England!” The Scot hopped off, exclaiming, “God save Scotland! Three males, a Scot, an Englishman, and a sumo wrestler, planned to commit suicide by jumping off a building. Nutritionist: You should eat 1200 calories a day… Well, no one runs in a fat person’s family. Why do you think obesity does not run in a fat person’s family? Teacher: Correct answer! And what does a fat cow provide?Īfter cracking a fat joke, what was the first thing a man asked his annoyed friend? Teacher: Right! Now, tell me what the pig gives you? Teacher: What does the chicken provide you with, kids? What is fun to ride until your friends see you? Why are fat people not overweight but simply living on the wrong planet?īecause 120 kg on Earth is equal to 45 kg on Mars. What is a popular funny saying among fat women? Which city do fat people go on vacations? What is the greatest phobia of a fat ghost? In a gym full of fat people, what do you call a man with normal abs? The last time, they had it killed more than 80,000 people and injured another 35,000. Why is it that Japan has no overweight people? It is inappropriate to make fun at someone else’s expanse. Indian man: Is it to be eaten after or before a roti? What does a box of chocolate have in common with life? Since heat makes things expand, they think they are just hot. Why do fat people think obesity is not a problem? What do you call two fat people chit-chatting? Why do workaholics’ relationships seem to be like overweight people? Which movement is the only movement without movement? Why did Jon Brower Minnoch always wear a helmet while eating? What are the chances of a fat girl getting accepted into a convent? Why shouldn’t obese people feel bothered by fat jokes?īecause they are higher on the food chain. ![]() Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again. What is the best way to look thin and slim? What do fat people do when they get depressed? Why should you ignore if someone calls you fat? What happens when a fat guy swims past the buoys? They usually eat their all other alphabets. How do fat people choose the right answer to a multiple-choice question? What could be worse than an eating disorder? She starts to fit into your wife’s clothes. How do you notice if your girlfriend is getting fat? What is the only French word fat Americans know? Yo mama so fat, when she takes a bath she doesn’t use any water and it still overflows. ![]() Why did the Indian guy not crack Yo Mama So Fat jokes? Why should we avoid cracking jokes on fat people? What do people do during the first few weeks of Weight Watchers? Santa: I am 2,400 kilometers away from my home. Santa: Yes doctor Saab, I have lost the weight but there is one slight problem. ![]() How are you? how is your health? how is your weight? Is it in control now? This is Santa Sing here.ĭoctor: Yes, yes Santaji. *After 300 days, Santa called his doctor* Santa: Oh! okay, okay doctor, I will do it. If you run 8kms a day for 300 days then you will definitely lose at least 34 kgs. Santa: Oh yes yes, doctor! I controlled my diet a lot!ĭoctor: Okay. Santa: Doctor Saab, I am too fat I even cannot walk properly.ĭoctor: Did you control your diet as I told you to do? Why shouldn’t you sugarcoat your words infront of fat people? “All I’m doing is chewing some bubble gum.” “No, everything is good, doc,” the man replied. “You appear to be walking in an unusual manner.” “Are you sure there’s nothing wrong?” the doctor inquired. The doctor spotted the man walking in an unusual manner as he approached the door. “Well done, you’ve lost nearly 4 stone keep going and you’ll soon be at your ideal weight.” “Do you have any issues?” “You will not eat anything by mouth everything you eat will pass through your rectum.”Īfter a month, the man returned to the doctor, appearing extremely pleased. “Well, this one’s different,” the doctor said. “I’ve tried every diet imaginable, and they never work.” When a very fat man went to the doctor, he was told he needed to lose at least 7 stone. What did the fat girl say to the fat boy? What is the most positive thing about being fat? Where do fat people keep their six-packs? What do you call an over weight prank phone caller? I’m going to have to put your cat down.” “Oh no! Because he’s so fat?” Finally, she turns to the girl and says, “I’m very sorry. The vet picks up the cat and examines its teeth. Why do fat Romans dress tight and slim Romans dress loose? Obese people must stay active and move in order to get in shape. ![]()
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